An entry over at Gerard Vlemmings’ excellent Presurfer blog has had me in stitches for the last day or so…
It seems that the clever folks at the Anti-Dolphin Organization are convinced that dolphins intend to corrupt, and ultimately dominate, humans with their array of menacing abilities & devious ways. The ADO urges you not to ever let dolphins get you down by remembering:
You are a human.
You have opposable thumbs.
You can stand upright.