Steve, Don’t Eat It!

Sometimes you stumble innocently across something that strikes a chord with you so deeply that you’e just gotta share it. I geuss that’s what this whole “blogging” thing is about, huh? Well, this morning, I staggered, bleary-eyed and not yet fully awake, across The Sneeze, a website that bills itself as “Half zine, Half blog. Half not good with fractions.” Well, I’m about 127.5% sure that this site is hilarious.

(Supreme bonus points for anyone who caught that obscure reference to Ted, the software developer who had no concept of mathematics from Survivor: Thailand.)

Do ya remember how when you were a kid you’d sometimes laugh so hard that milk would come out your nose? If you’ve been aching to relive that childhood memory, you have only but to peruse the insanely funny rantings (and occasional ravings) in the Steve, Don’t Eat It section where a fellow (presumably named “Steve”) reviews funky and disgusting food products that no rational person would consider eating. For example:

“First off, I would like to say to Dolores, I am sorry. I don’t know what it is I did to you, but you have gotten me back and we’re even.”

How do I find these things? Don’t ask. Just enjoy!

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